- 1:35 ~ 3:00
- 내용 : 심슨 가족이 다같이 scrabble(영어 단어를 이용해 점수를 획득하는 보드게임)을 하는 장면.
- 배역
Bart : Come on, Mom.
Lisa : Yeah, Mom. Hurry up.
Marge : All right. Mmm. How about "he"? Two points. Your turn, dear.
Homer : Hmm. How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters?
Oh, wait. Here's a good one. " Do."
Lisa : "Id." Triple word score.
Homer : Hey, no abbreviations.
Lisa : Not I.D., Dad. "Id." It's a word.
Bart : As in, "This game is stup-id."
Homer : Hey, shut up, boy.
Lisa : Yeah, Bart. You're supposed to be developing verbal abilities
for your big aptitude test tomorrow.
Marge : We could look this "id" thing up in the dictionary.
Homer : We got one?
Marge : I think it's under the short leg of the couch.
Lisa : "Id: Along with the ego and the superego
one of three components of the psyche."
Homer : Get outta here.
Bart : My turn. " Kwyjibo." K-W-Y-J-I-B-O
Twenty-two points, plus triple word score
plus 50 points for using all my letters.
Game's over. I'm outta here.
Homer : Wait a minute, you little cheater.
You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a "kwyjibo" is.
Bart : " Kwyjibo." Uh--
A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin.
Marge : And a short temper.
Homer : I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape!
Bart : Uh-oh. Kwyjibo on the loose.